SPOOF

This spoof text were made by me and my friends :

1. Nabilla Arum Septirani

2. Uray Annisaya Defia Putri Hendry

                  XI SCIENCE 1

Unlucky Day

        When I woke up in the morning, it was raining outside. It was terrible because I had to go to school by bike. I wore my raincoat and decided to go to school by bike although it was raining. On the way to school I rode my bike rapidly because I was late.
When I arrived at school I enter my classroom directly. I looked around my classroom, all of student and the teacher was silent and looked at me from head to toe with astonishment.
    “What’s wrong with me?” I asked.
One of my classmates laugh, “Are you serious want to study without put your raincoat first?”.

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Conceited Man

        One afternoon, a man and his friend were talking in front of his house. His friend saw a luxury car on the yard.
    “Wow... Is it yours?”, asked his friend curious.
    “Emm..mmm..Yes. It’s mine”, he answered proudly.
    “Where did you buy it? How much money did you spend?”
    “Haahaha you don’t need to know, This car cost more than your salary over five years”, he answered mockingly.
    “Really? Oh my Lord...”, his friend was amazed.
    “This is limited edition”, he said more conceited.
    “May I borrow it sometime?”, asked his friend.
    “I’m not sure this car will be fine with you”, he refused.
        After a while, a middle-aged man greeted the man.
    “Good afternoon, I would like to take my car. Thank you for allowed me to park here”, said the middle-aged man kindly.
    “O..Ok...Okay..” the man answered nervously.
    “HAHAHAHAHA! Have fun with your “limited edition car! I have to go now, byeeee...” his friend didn’t stop laugh altough he was walked away.